Holy Long Blog Batman

This is a Warning. VERY LONG POST.

First of all I should probably explain some of my stuff more in-depth then previously. But after reading it (yes aware of not needing the but) I've decided to leave it as is for now. I'm not in a pissed off enough to explain it now, I'm in a great mood.

First of all tomorrow, the week ends!
Second. I work tomorrow and also saturday night which should mean about 150$ in my pocket so I can go buy pants/poofie.

Now I'm normally not one to post random shit (Ohh wait I am) but Brahm sent this letter to coke recently and I Laughed my ass off and just had to post it.

It is as follows:

Hello Coke,
I'm sending you a message because I had a pretty bad day at school and frankly I need to tell someone about it. As I was walking to school (the University of Saskatchewan), I discovered that my iPod mini wasn't working anymore, so it put me in a pretty bad mood. I also had written a poor midterm the night before and I don't think I did very well on it - I was underprepared, and I suppose that's my own fault. Anyways, I was down and out for most of my classes, and I needed some refreshment to wake me up for my last class off the day - EE 201, Electric and Magnetic Circuits. Normally, I would have purchased a Diet Coke with Lime (which are delicious) but today I had a craving for an Iced Tea. I put a Toonie in the vending machine in the Chemical Engineering wing of the Engineering Building, and pressed the Iced Tea button - but a Minute Maid lemonade came out! I was extremely disappointed - lemonade is arguably my least favorite drink on the planet, after my mom packed it in my lunch every single day in Grades 6 though 11. I was going to just GIVE someone the lemonade and buy a NEW drink (probably a Diet Coke with Lime) but that was my last Toonie, and I had just eaten a bag of Jalapeno potato chips and I needed to drink something. After taking one swig of lemonade, I couldn't drink anymore because I found it so absolutely disgusting. I'm sure some people like that kind of lemonade, don't get me wrong, I just can't deal with it.

Anyways, I wouldn't want the Coca-Cola company, or whoever has to read these stupid e-mails to feel like they wrecked my day, but they pretty much did. Getting a lemonade instead of an iced tea was just the icing on the cake for a horrible day. Could you please inform the machine stockers that it's important to label the buttons correctly to ensure than only a minimal number of people's days are wrecked on a daily basis?

Anyways, sorry for the long-winded e-mail but I was pretty sad about that lemonade. Even moreso than my iPod breaking. iPods are replacable but there are no 1-year warranties on sodas you get from vending machines.

Yours,
Brahm Neufeld
2nd Year Electrical Engineering
University of Saskatchewan

Well I don't know about you but I find that hilarious.

Well with that out of the way it's back to me. Well recently in the past two days I've written two midterms with one more next week. I have more english stuff also but I'm not too sure when it's due. So other than studying the past few days, i've been writing and coding, reading "As You Like It". Also been having fun with some new desktop backgrounds (wink wink).

For Halloween I've decided on my costume finally and you won't talk me out of it. Second, if any of you want a nice female Star Trek costume from the original Star Trek that I dare say is sexy. Now I was asked a few weeks ago about Star Trek. I won't repeat the question but my answer is clearly Beverly, no doubt.

As it's time for more ranting. Gas is currently 92.9, yesterday when going for diesel it was still 104.9 at the Co-op. That's fucking shit, 12 cents different either way is shit and 12 cents the wrong way is pathetic.

Now to Google, I'm constantly going back and forth with this Scott Theede in Michigan, BUT! if you search google images you get a picture of me! I love Ego Surfing!


As an update I've had 3 other people take the math quiz below.
Results
Scott B. 10/10
Tyler B. 8/10
Brahm N. 9.10 (I think)
Any others? Please email or comment!

I'll end you with this nice list.

Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before you leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. HMMMMMMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.

My Handsome Scott Picture!

I Really Like my Sheep Tie. Going to have to wear it saturday.

Disco Stu Like Disco Music!


Song of the Day --> Bastard Mix Monday

Word of the Day --> Drunkified (Courtesy Greg Mason)

Over and Out!

Grade 8 Math

I took this to relive me of my jazz studying. Could you pass?

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Get a Backbone

I know I'm an Idiot. When I say something in a rant, it's not because I know everything. It's my fucking opinion on the subject. Not my attempt to be smarter than you. Get yourself a backbone and at least challenge what I'm saying instead of just complaining to me on how I should stop trying to be a know it all. Because that is the shittiest defense I know of.

I'm one hell of a shit-head. I can't even get this jazz history stuff by memorizing a song! Maybe i'll just stop going to school get a job and then start writing my hit-list. Eventually i'll be able to move away and live in the forest by myself and my internet connection.

As a matter of note: Yes, I did write this.

Days till I snap - 2

Song of the day --> Hung Up - Madonna

Scott Forrester Theede

P.S. WIFS (Windows Is Fucking Stupid)

Blogshow Monday!

Been busy studying like a beaver so I took a bit of a break to record you this. Don't worry It might suck, then again it might be hillarious!


Due to popular demand. It's another picture with Brahm!


Ski Season is Comming UP!

It's Another Mason


Haha. Get Kesler!

That's it.

Song of the Day --> Little Spanish Flea - Herp Albert

Some Pictures from my recent life.

** Warning **
The content of the next few lines may alarm certain people. Please scroll past to the next paragraph.

I've been getting a few comments about the stupidity / worthlessness of this blog. Well I'm going to do something crazy and confirm all of the rumours. Yes it's true. But, it's your own dam fault for reading it in the first place. So if you want to blame somebody blame your fucking self. I know I put shit up here sometimes but what else do I have? So if you don't like what you are reading then stop reading it. There I said it.



Back to regular blog

Well this weekend was Awesome. So I'm just posting pictures of stuff, lots of stuff then i'll explain them.



Well my sister Alison has bought a house. And well it's a nice one. I think I'll be spending plenty of time there to play some PS2 and such.



It's a picture of Brahm, What more needs to be said eh?



Free beer was this last friday, and well sometimes we feel the need to not wear pants. It happens.



More Freebeer aftermath



Old pic from Hell Crawl that i've finally posted


It's Wadena and me. HOLY TOGA BATMAN! She's planning alot of the Christmas Formal. I'm hoping to be doing some of the DJ stuff that night. Wika wika!

Well that was short i know but I need to get some sleep before tomorrow.

Scott Theede

Song of the Day --> Footloose!

Audio Blog/Rant

It's a bit of a rant time. But other good stuff too.

Kraft Dinner Time

The Kraft Dinner Blog. More Audio this time.

King once again!

I'm the King once again! So last night I proved how I am the King of UNO but not any kind of UNO but Strip UNO. I didn't even loose any clothes, Boo-Ya!

Now the creepy part is that one of my friends is unhappy with my progress with women. Now normally I would expect this person to be on the conservative side of relationships but no she is quite liberal it seems.

So what do I do, I'm not yet sure. I'll just keep staying my course.





Song of the Day -- > Moten Swing - Bennie and Buster Moten

Audio

Didn't want to type my blog, So I recorded it.

Joint Post

Hello everybody welcome to a joint blog by Karen King and Scott Theede
Karen King closed the conversation window. (2:10:41 AM)
2:12:12 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
haha now it's my turn? This may seem wierd seeing as we both have our own blogs, but we just couldn't say enough about Small Town Dry on our own, so we thought we'd team up this post.
2:12:48 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
And considering we weren't in the same room at the time this is what we came up with.
2:14:08 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
Well, STD was interesting to say the least. I'd never worn a toga before and felt like a knob, until I saw that I would be even more of a knob if I didn't wear one!
2:14:37 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Well I'm quite familar with the toga from wearing them many times at camp
2:14:58 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
but this time, the togas resulted in some underwear-less guys, who obviously drank more than the could handle and showed a little more than they should have
2:16:50 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Yes they did. actually that was quite amusing to see thoes guys like that. But the drunkest guy was at least wearing underwear but he did loose the top of his toga.
2:17:03 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
So the night starts from leaving from the pat at about 8
2:17:03 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
who was that?
2:17:08 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Greg Mason
2:17:16 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
...which one was he?
2:17:28 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Red Toga. (Pics are at the end of post)
2:17:42 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
ohhh, right right. k. anyway...
2:18:33 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Yeah the basis of Toga STD (Small town dry) is that a bunch of us get on a bus and then head to a small town and try to drink them dry
2:19:22 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
but i don't think we succeeded.. I only had 3 beer and I was doin' pretty well...
2:19:35 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
well they also get advance notice to stock up.
2:19:59 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
also everybody was drinking beer which small towns have lots of. we probably should of gone for rum or vodka
2:21:12 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
they didn't have honey wheat though, i was fairly dissapointed. and the bartender was old and kept hitting on me. man, if you had interest in me while I was wearing a bed sheet as clothing, something was terribly wrong lol
2:21:36 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
hahahahaha ohh i totally forgot about that
2:22:13 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Although they did have loads and loads of GW Pilsner. Which is very very tasty
Karen King closed the conversation window. (2:22:54 AM)
2:23:47 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Well it seems that karen has closed the message on me. well we'll have wait to see if she comes back.
2:24:43 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
what? no, i was waiting for a decent response so i could have something to work with and comment back on.
2:24:54 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
well i was talking about beer
2:25:09 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
which I don't actually mind anymore!
2:25:23 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
but that amoretto stuff at the pat... oh man.. SO GOOD!
2:25:25 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
that's good. Actually should go have one.
2:26:59 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Yes, last night I introduced Karen to the Gladiator drink. Orange juice, Seven up, Southern Comfort and amaretto.
2:27:11 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
so you drop the alcohol into the other stuff then drink it back
2:27:37 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
that's what it was called! i kept thinking caesar... eh, same empire at least!
2:28:25 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Well ceasers have vodka in them so i doubt you'd like it
2:28:43 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
but they have tomato jiuce and i like that
2:29:13 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
true true. Next time it's skittlez. but stay away from PA Specials.
2:29:27 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
what
2:29:29 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
s that?
2:29:56 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
uhh well PA Specials taste like listerine
2:30:01 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
hence the name
2:30:11 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
hahahahahahahaha! that's awsome!
Karen King closed the conversation window. (2:32:05 AM)
2:32:22 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
but it tastes awful. I also need to try a Harvey Wallbanger. they are also supposed to be good. But then again we need to get back to STD and Toga's
2:32:48 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
yeah.. is this all going on the blog? no one's actually going to read this far.
2:33:01 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
well it's up to them.
Karen King closed the conversation window. (2:34:02 AM)
2:34:52 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
i suppose. so what was the highlight of your night?
2:35:56 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
The highlight of my night was well the whole thing, it was all great. But It was lots of fun yelling like an idot to songs I didn't know on the bus ride out.
2:36:28 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
hahahaha yeah, it was more fun on the way back when i'd had a few drinks and didn't feel so dumb
2:37:00 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
I wish that all the ladies, Where birds in the sky, And i was a hunter, I'd shoot them in the Eye.
2:37:22 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
OHH now i know. It was clearly when you (Karen) started singing the engineering song
2:37:45 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
What was yours?
2:37:48 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
yes, it's true, i did. well, i'm part of the students' union, that's close enough
2:38:34 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
ymm...meeting new people. i didn't like the thought of disbanding the group, but we're not. i just took a night off from the regulars and instead met some really great people!
2:39:01 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Now do you remember any of their names?
2:39:12 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
most of them actually!
2:40:33 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Well that quite good. Ohh and for anybody intirested we are playing Ultimate tomorrow at 2 and 3 behind the education building
2:40:58 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
yeah, so if you want a good laugh, come out and watch!
2:41:11 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Laugh? We are 3 and 0
2:41:24 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
i know, but we still suck lol
2:42:19 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
No we don't.
2:42:36 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Unless we play my sisters team. Then we'll get creamed like corn
2:43:12 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
well, maybe it's just me that sucks then... i only caught two passes last game. of course, i was only thrown three lol
2:44:11 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Well I don't think i'll handle the games. Let somebody else do it
2:45:16 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
like elliott? lol i still need to meet him when he's not drunk. i'm kind of excited to see the difference actually.
2:45:41 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Really it's not much different. Although he'll probably won't have his hard hat.
2:46:22 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
who knows, he might. crazy engineers...
2:46:48 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
He doesn't normally wear it at school.
2:47:28 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
but he could if he wanted to...
2:47:38 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
You can do anything you want.
2:47:48 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
really? anything?
2:48:00 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Well I'm not saying there are consequences
2:48:22 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Like if i walked around naked. I'd could do it, but get arrested.
2:48:50 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
ahhh.. gotcha. or like the sleep i'm not getting right now and how it'll affect my frisbee playing tomorrow.
2:49:12 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
true true. Lets end this. this will be the wierdest blog ever.
2:49:20 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
NIGHT All!
2:49:38 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
Goodnight!
2:49:41 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
Song of Scott's Day --> Paradise by the Dashboard light!
2:50:16 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
Song of Karen's Day: Be Still My Heart - The Postal Service
2:50:34 AM tdenterprises@sasktel.net:
there i'll cut if off there. this is so dumb
2:51:00 AM cutecumber3@hotmail.com:
i know. we're losers...

4 Word Post

I Can't Write Essays.

This is me today.

So today I just found out that my essay is not as long as previously thought. I was thinking around 2000 words or 8 pages double spaced. Ohh no it's supposed to be around 1000 with 1000 words on the upper end of length. YES!

So new iPods came out today, I'm hooked like a drug. I'm not sure I agree with having a video iPod but even so they are really cool. Now I want a new G5 iMac as they updated them to include a built in camera. Ohh well i'll contiune living with my lappy. Actually this past weekend while doing lots of C++, I hooked up another monitor so that i was doing dual display. Holy cow is it nice to see more stuff than my 1024/768 screen.

Well I'm going to get back to english as I probably should be paying some kind of attention.





Song of the Day -->> Asshole - Dennis Leary

It's my blog, Done by the Swedish Chef.

My Blog, As done by the Swedish Chef

Sick of Typing

Well after coding all long weekend and writing an essay, I am officially sick of typing. Even my shoulders hurt, but that could be due to rototilling. Well Teegan, Shawn, and Karen are all here sitting in upper place. And I want to go to Louis for a beer but nobody seems receptive to that idea. So it looks like no GW Pilsner for me today.

So last week the learn to fly pub crawl was thursday night. I wasn't even going to go but then after the free beer night I couldn't help but go. It was a great night, and the bus rides were awesome!

Well as I'm sick of typing I'm stopping here. Also I'm sick so I don't have the energy





Song of the Day --> Like A Rhinestone Cowboy

It's Been A while

Well everybody I know it's been forever I'm sorry. I'm just sitting down here watching some who's line with Whoppie. It's a little crazy but it's all good. I think wayne was just grinding her, ohh well. Also I got caught up in my Corner Gas watching tonight. (Ohh man Whoppie is killing everybody at Questions Only, and she kissed colin, too bad ryan only had one line but it was good).

I'm not sure if i've really told anybody but I'm now the SESS Photo Director. So that means I'm in charge of the SESS photo gallery on the website. So check out www.sess.usask.ca then go to social then photo gallery. I'll be taking lots of pics as this year I've already taken around 500.

These are just a select Few. (Also If you want to see how we got that car in, I got the pics)







Just to sum up which classes I'm now taking it's not too heavy but I still haven't been studying enough math. (Just saw the creepiest Corn Flakes commercial ever, that's one creepy rooster). Back to school, I've actually been having some fun doing C++ coding. Amazingly it's not as boring as I thought it would be. I think it's also fun as I can code on my laptop and it will still work on the windows machine. I know this is nerdy but

switch (choice)
{
case 1:
reciprocal();
break;
case 2:
roots();
break;
case 3:
hypotenuse();
break;
case 4:
cout << endl;
cout<< "You have chosen to make a selection yet not terminate program" << endl;
break;
default:
cout<< "Your Selection must be between 1 and 5" << endl;
break;
}

You don't have to tell me how nerdy that is, I already know.

Well I just found some really old pics. So i've just gotta post them. They are from last years camp outtrip.




Well as of now I don't think there's anything i've missed. So i'll end this post. I'll hopefully get back into the blogging grove.

Ohh Just about forgot the best picture of all. Now I have proof. The poofie does work!!!!


Song of the Day ->->-> Blue Orchid - The White Stripes

TD